"Okay, open your eyes! What do you think?"
"I think it looks... knackered."
"What's that mean? Is it good?"
"Ah, no. Worn out, old, ready for the dustbin."
"Well, it is vintage."
"Did you get it from some place that went out of business?"
"Yep! And a real bargain too."
"I think that sign is why they went out of business."
"Aww, c'mon. The name is great, SPARK!"
"I think you should install it backwards so it reads KRAPZ."
"That was not a serious suggestion! People are going
to think we're out of business before we open."
"That's the best kind of publicity - word of mouth! Go to SPARK before they close, it could be your last chance! How much more hipster can you get?"
"You might have something there... fine, it will do for now."
"Great, I knew you'd love it! Now let me show you these awesome beanbag chairs I found..."